✟ IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ✟

— A SACRED MEMECOIN —

The Lord of the Holy Green Candle

BLESSED ARE
THE HOLDERS

"For the Lord giveth the green candle, and the jeet taketh it away. Verily, holdeth thou, and ye shall inherit the moon."

✟ BLESS MY BAGS (BUY $LORD) ✟

— direct unto the pump.fun altar —

✟ CONTRACT ADDRESS ✟

TBA — coming soon

— INSCRIBED UPON STONE —

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

of holding $LORD

  1. I.

    Thou shalt not jeet for a 2x.

  2. II.

    Thou shalt hold the holy line.

  3. III.

    Thou shalt raid the timeline in the name of the Lord.

  4. IV.

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's gains.

  5. V.

    Honor thy diamond hands, for they inherit the chart.

  6. VI.

    Thou shalt not spread FUD upon the congregation.

  7. VII.

    Remember the dip, and keep it holy by buying more.

  8. VIII.

    Thou shalt not bear false memes against thy brother.

  9. IX.

    Thou shalt tithe one buy to the holy bonding curve.

  10. X.

    Thou shalt believe, even when the candle is red.

— ENTER THE BOOTH —

THE CONFESSIONAL

"Confess your jeet sins and join the congregation."

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✟ BLESS MY BAGS ✟